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d. a. t. green's avatar

Howling. Laughing like a drain.

This may be the most entertaining and perhaps the best Substack post yet written.

Lawrence Freedman's avatar

Thanks David. Glad you enjoyed it

Ben Rigby's avatar

Superb. Absolutely superb

EERussell's avatar

He is no Ken-in! Love it!

P Beaves's avatar

Had you told a 19 year old me that my Nuclear Strategy lecturer would one day be analysing a Barbie movie I had just seen with my children, my mind would justifiably have blown. Excellent analysis as always.

Carpetblogger's avatar

Perfect in tone and content

Jonathan Boff's avatar

This blog is evidence that there must be at least one more, previously unthought-of, dimension than the 26 predicted by String Theory. Bravo

🐝 BusyBusyBee 🐝's avatar

The absolute best review I’ve read of Barbie. Absolutely brilliant! Cheers!

Will Cooling's avatar

This is fantastic. Very funny and well done

William Daniel's avatar

The value of Barbie is the implicit comments made upon the meanings and behaviours of being female or being male, and finally in being or becoming human.

Furthermore, I would suggest that the genre to which the story belongs is that of the faerie story, not fantasy as such. There is an openness to supernatural, the power and effect of thought beyond the mind of the thinker, as well as the transition between two different worlds or realms. Also, the story contains and embodies meaning, without specifically preaching it,

Karen Gardner's avatar

That was absolutely wonderful. I really hope you enjoyed writing it as much as I enjoyed reading it.

Roz S's avatar

Best film review I've read in ages.

Linda Montague's avatar

Most amusing and very well done.

Arielle's avatar

Two disagreements:

1] Weird emphasis on reproduction. Barbie Land is unlike the real world in many ways, and the movie doesn't tackle reproduction at all--only Midge is relevant in that way. Specifically, this line: "SB wishes now to return to the real world, which means reproduction (as the movie’s final line makes clear)." Barbie sees a gynecologist for a check-up, not because she's pregnant or intends to get pregnant.

2] It was not a "simple role reversal." In Barbie Land, the Kens weren't harmed--they were simply ignored. In Kendom, the Barbies were forced to do things for the Kens. Being ignored vs being servants.

There's a couple other issues (i.e. "Beach Ken" as an identifier when they were all Beach Ken) but no major ones.

Still a fun post!

Miranda Worsley's avatar

A superb analysis, I think Gloria pointed out that the Kens’ strategy was to take the Barbies entirely by surprise and since they were ignorant of the patriarchy they had no defence against it.

But certainly they lacked the strategic or weapon building abilities of the master builders of Lego land when they revolted against Lord Business

Nicole C's avatar

Excellent analysis!